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DON'T forget your Wheaties.....or you can forget your Wheaties!
Submitted by Horatio the Gorilla on Tue, 09/23/2008 - 23:30
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So you're the best. You've been the best for years. Good biracial looks and athletic ability will take you far. Alllll the way to the Gold Medal race at the Olympics.
But apparently, that's as far as it will take you.
Instead, DO it this way:
Don't forget to lift your feet when running hurdles. Really even the experts need reminders. I'm sure she won't forget.
DON'T wear bloody rabbit ears...
Submitted by Guest on Sun, 09/07/2008 - 23:27
DON'T wear bloody rabbit ears, if you want to convey that rabbits are your friends. I think it just sends the wrong signal. If I were a rabbit, I don't think I would come anywhere near a human that was wearing bloody pieces of body parts of my species...that's just crazy.
Instead, DO it this way:
Perhaps you should show cute, fluffy bunnies instead. That would probably look less psycho.
DON'T date someone who will age faster than you.
Submitted by Horatio the Gorilla on Tue, 08/19/2008 - 21:06
Okay so I know this guy and I remember that his girl friend was a very cute and saucy number. Then he sent me this picture and I was like daaaaamn. Look at this Before and After.
I mean it was only like a few months ago that I saw them together. She has not aged...slowly. I admire his loyalty.
Instead, DO it this way:
Check out the mom first. Always check out the mom to see what you are in for. If he had he probably would have found her mom was a pile of dust scootin' around in a dirt devil.
HEY OH!
DON'T Spoil Movie Trailers!!!!!!
Submitted by Horatio the Gorilla on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 18:20So a "friend" and I were headed to see the new Batman movie and she was telling me how Christian Bale was going to "bale" out another floundering franchise but she couldn't remember what it was.
Now I am a Terminator fan from hell and think Terminator 2 was one of the greatest action/science fiction movies ever. I heard some distant mention of something new that was Terminator (the Sarah Connor Chronicles or some misguided nonsense).
I am also a BIG fan of the previews when I go to a movie. Love them. More than anything, I love the surprise of a trailer for a movie that I'm dying to see or EVEN BETTER a movie I didn't even know about and would kill to go see.
Instead, DO it this way:
Keep your mouth closed during movie trailers. Hell, just zip it for the whole movie; unless someone is kicking the back of your seat in which case it's open season.
Aicha
Submitted by anitraquellman on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 20:05Don't....just don't.
Don't profess your love through an original song on youtube while sitting on your Mickie & Minnie Mouse sheets. Also don't name yourself GellieMan. It probably won't win her over...oh and the dance moves....don't.
Instead, DO it this way:
Do it any other way but this...
