DON'T date someone who will age faster than you.

Submitted by Horatio the Gorilla on Tue, 08/19/2008 - 21:06
Me and my girl February 2008.jpg
Me and My Girl August 2008.JPG

Okay so I know this guy and I remember that his girl friend was a very cute and saucy number. Then he sent me this picture and I was like daaaaamn. Look at this Before and After.

I mean it was only like a few months ago that I saw them together. She has not aged...slowly. I admire his loyalty.

Instead, DO it this way: 
Check out the mom first. Always check out the mom to see what you are in for. If he had he probably would have found her mom was a pile of dust scootin' around in a dirt devil. HEY OH!
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Submitted by Ryan on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 05:26.
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I had no idea. I guess I still saw that young girl that I fell in love with. Man, the years...wait, months, have NOT been kind. Well, at least she is still fun to hang out with. Maybe there is some type of surgery she can do. Thanks though for opening my eyes. :)