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Do you have a wicked audition story to share? Perhaps you attended a concert and sat in the nose bleed section. Whatever the case, or story, may be. You can let the world know what NOT to do for the future. Let the healing begin.

 

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DON'T wear bloody rabbit ears...

Submitted by Guest on Sun, 09/07/2008 - 23:27
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DON'T wear bloody rabbit ears, if you want to convey that rabbits are your friends. I think it just sends the wrong signal. If I were a rabbit, I don't think I would come anywhere near a human that was wearing bloody pieces of body parts of my species...that's just crazy.

Instead, DO it this way: 
Perhaps you should show cute, fluffy bunnies instead. That would probably look less psycho.
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DON'T Spoil Movie Trailers!!!!!!

Submitted by Horatio the Gorilla on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 18:20

So a "friend" and I were headed to see the new Batman movie and she was telling me how Christian Bale was going to "bale" out another floundering franchise but she couldn't remember what it was.

Now I am a Terminator fan from hell and think Terminator 2 was one of the greatest action/science fiction movies ever. I heard some distant mention of something new that was Terminator (the Sarah Connor Chronicles or some misguided nonsense).

I am also a BIG fan of the previews when I go to a movie. Love them. More than anything, I love the surprise of a trailer for a movie that I'm dying to see or EVEN BETTER a movie I didn't even know about and would kill to go see.

Instead, DO it this way: 
Keep your mouth closed during movie trailers. Hell, just zip it for the whole movie; unless someone is kicking the back of your seat in which case it's open season.
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DON'T Tell Rhianna you borrowed her Umbrella. The Crying Game/Ladyboy Remix.

Submitted by Horatio the Gorilla on Thu, 06/19/2008 - 19:10

Umbrella - Rihanna (lip dub in High Definition) from TP CMM on Vimeo.

Are those all Ladyboys? You can never really tell. Well not never never.

Instead, DO it this way: 
Oh go ahead and do it this way. It's funny.
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DON'T play with light sabers like this!

Submitted by BeachGirl on Tue, 06/17/2008 - 20:17
Instead, DO it this way: 
Try holding the light saber the correct way so it doesn't open up into your stomach!
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DON'T Snowboard with a Sith Lord

Submitted by Horatio the Gorilla on Thu, 06/12/2008 - 02:41

Nuff Said, Really. Bobo Fett, okay, no problem but leave the slopes to the dark side.

Gnar Wars by Mike Benson from Mike Benson on Vimeo.

Instead, DO it this way: 
Search you feelings and head to the beach with the Queen Amidala!
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