1 - This post is ridiculous!
DON'T date someone who will age faster than you.
Submitted by Horatio the Gorilla on Tue, 08/19/2008 - 21:06
Okay so I know this guy and I remember that his girl friend was a very cute and saucy number. Then he sent me this picture and I was like daaaaamn. Look at this Before and After.
I mean it was only like a few months ago that I saw them together. She has not aged...slowly. I admire his loyalty.
Instead, DO it this way:
Check out the mom first. Always check out the mom to see what you are in for. If he had he probably would have found her mom was a pile of dust scootin' around in a dirt devil.
HEY OH!
DON'T Tell Rhianna you borrowed her Umbrella. The Crying Game/Ladyboy Remix.
Submitted by Horatio the Gorilla on Thu, 06/19/2008 - 19:10Umbrella - Rihanna (lip dub in High Definition) from TP CMM on Vimeo.
Are those all Ladyboys? You can never really tell. Well not never never.
Instead, DO it this way:
Oh go ahead and do it this way. It's funny.
DON'T play with light sabers like this!
Submitted by BeachGirl on Tue, 06/17/2008 - 20:17Instead, DO it this way:
Try holding the light saber the correct way so it doesn't open up into your stomach!
DON'T use scary Humpty Dumpty look-alikes to sell children candy and toys!
Submitted by BeachGirl on Thu, 06/12/2008 - 20:43Instead, DO it this way:
Try a kit-kat--no scary associations there...
DON'T Snowboard with a Sith Lord
Submitted by Horatio the Gorilla on Thu, 06/12/2008 - 02:41Nuff Said, Really. Bobo Fett, okay, no problem but leave the slopes to the dark side.
Gnar Wars by Mike Benson from Mike Benson on Vimeo.
Instead, DO it this way:
Search you feelings and head to the beach with the Queen Amidala!
