2 - Hint of truth but still silly.

DON'T wear bloody rabbit ears...

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DON'T wear bloody rabbit ears, if you want to convey that rabbits are your friends. I think it just sends the wrong signal. If I were a rabbit, I don't think I would come anywhere near a human that was wearing bloody pieces of body parts of my species...that's just crazy.

Instead, DO it this way: 
Perhaps you should show cute, fluffy bunnies instead. That would probably look less psycho.
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DON'T take just any Craigslist modeling gig!

Don't just take any craiglist modeling opportunity.

I wonder if they told them "This might sting a little." I think most of these people were people that owed the creator money and had never paid and was like "Hey, doin' a cool video shoot and we need models."

Instead, DO it this way: 
Always ask: "Is this one of those slow-motion-punch-me-in-the-head-while-I-try-to-look-all-casual gigs. It pays to know.
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DON'T Drive like these guys - great compilation of crash pictures.

Instead, DO it this way: 
No instead, crashes are fun just as long as no one gets, hurt and you have insurance. Damn, insurance.
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DON'T Dunk this way!

Man it really speaks for itself.

Instead, DO it this way: 
Understand the basics of physics and practice.
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