3 - This should be taken tongue-in-cheek.

DON'T forget your Wheaties.....or you can forget your Wheaties!

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So you're the best. You've been the best for years. Good biracial looks and athletic ability will take you far. Alllll the way to the Gold Medal race at the Olympics.

But apparently, that's as far as it will take you.

Instead, DO it this way: 
Don't forget to lift your feet when running hurdles. Really even the experts need reminders. I'm sure she won't forget.
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DON'T Spoil Movie Trailers!!!!!!

So a "friend" and I were headed to see the new Batman movie and she was telling me how Christian Bale was going to "bale" out another floundering franchise but she couldn't remember what it was.

Now I am a Terminator fan from hell and think Terminator 2 was one of the greatest action/science fiction movies ever. I heard some distant mention of something new that was Terminator (the Sarah Connor Chronicles or some misguided nonsense).

I am also a BIG fan of the previews when I go to a movie. Love them. More than anything, I love the surprise of a trailer for a movie that I'm dying to see or EVEN BETTER a movie I didn't even know about and would kill to go see.

Instead, DO it this way: 
Keep your mouth closed during movie trailers. Hell, just zip it for the whole movie; unless someone is kicking the back of your seat in which case it's open season.
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Aicha

Don't....just don't.
Don't profess your love through an original song on youtube while sitting on your Mickie & Minnie Mouse sheets. Also don't name yourself GellieMan. It probably won't win her over...oh and the dance moves....don't.

Instead, DO it this way: 
Do it any other way but this...
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DON'T Trade LeBron James, YAHOO!

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Ok so he wasn't actually traded but apparently Yahoo had monkeys or women writing their sports section one day. HEY OH!

The other bad thing is that the Cavs weren't even playing the Jazz!

Instead, DO it this way: 
Hire a fact checker or at least have some sports people writing your captions.
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DON'T make Children's shows that CAUSE NIGHTMARES

The funniest thing about video posts is that they speak for themselves.

"You murdered 'em."
"Never mind them. People are of no value."

Whaaaat?!?

Instead, DO it this way: 
Carebears anyone.
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